By Jack Short
Sting
On the street down there people are yelling, eating ice cream, and gathering on benches under the lamps. They stay close to the falling light for fear of homosexuals lurking just beyond. South, at Caspersen’s beach they would proposition each other boldly so the people, being offended—worked into a frenzy of righteousness—complained to the city council; and the council responded by building a children’s park in that spot. The centerpiece is a fleet of plastic galleons the largest of which is forty feet long, half-submerged in the sand.